1. Stage 1 That must be the marble I swallowed when Corp Pop dared me to.
    Stage 2 Did I have Korean rotten kimchi for lunch?
    Stage 3 I can’t stop the flow, thank you China sourced triple layered designer Depends
    Stage 4 That warm feeling all over calms me down, where am I?

  2. Some sort of stool softener might help, Joe. Dulcolax is one, but there are a buttload of other brands to choose from. Or Taco Bell. That always works.

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