Stage 1 That must be the marble I swallowed when Corp Pop dared me to.
Stage 2 Did I have Korean rotten kimchi for lunch?
Stage 3 I can’t stop the flow, thank you China sourced triple layered designer Depends
Stage 4 That warm feeling all over calms me down, where am I?
You did mean bowel movement?
Some sort of stool softener might help, Joe. Dulcolax is one, but there are a buttload of other brands to choose from. Or Taco Bell. That always works.
EARL OF TAINT 
Stage 1 That must be the marble I swallowed when Corp Pop dared me to.
Stage 2 Did I have Korean rotten kimchi for lunch?
Stage 3 I can’t stop the flow, thank you China sourced triple layered designer Depends
Stage 4 That warm feeling all over calms me down, where am I?
You did mean bowel movement?
Some sort of stool softener might help, Joe. Dulcolax is one, but there are a buttload of other brands to choose from. Or Taco Bell. That always works.