1. Her doctor said, “Hey… you need to get into shape”, and she answered, “Round IS a shape!”
    When she was a child, the only rhyme she ever heard was “This little Piggy”.
    She’s in the Guinness Book for living in three time zones, simultaneously.
    Her bikini bottoms were made from the Shuttle’s “drag chutes”.
    She sweats gravy.
    Her daily “work-out” consists of chewing and swallowing.
    She doesn’t have a “waistline”, she has an “equator”.

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