Aw. Do old men get you pregnant at a higher rate than all the young ones, Shamu? Perhaps you’re a victim of secondhand sperm? Got it off a toilet seat or something? Or did you CHOOSE to to jiggly widdit? You’re a growing woman, when will you accept responsibility for willfully ignoring the risks from your impulsive acts and stop pinning it on ‘old men’, like we had some say in which Fleet you were entertaining at the time of your fertilization. Please – next time, go ahead and punish us by not coming here at all, ever. We’ll agree to never go to see you, either. Win-win.