Billie Eilish slams Texas abortion ban at Austin festival: ‘I’m sick and tired of old men’
Aw. Do old men get you pregnant at a higher rate than all the young ones, Shamu? Perhaps you’re a victim of secondhand sperm? Got it off a toilet seat or something? Or did you CHOOSE to to jiggly widdit? You’re a growing woman, when will you accept responsibility for willfully ignoring the risks from your impulsive acts and stop pinning it on ‘old men’, like we had some say in which Fleet you were entertaining at the time of your fertilization. Please – next time, go ahead and punish us by not coming here at all, ever. We’ll agree to never go to see you, either. Win-win.
EARL OF TAINT 
Are we really sure she is even endanger of becoming pregnant at all. I don’t think even a drunk mexcan would hit that.
Only if he was blind, handicapped and had no sense of smell, maybe.
Alcohol – big ol’ beer goggles, maybe
Not enough beer and I would pass out first, thank GOD.
I don’t see it but there is no accounting for other peoples’ tastes
one picture worth a thousand words as to why she used to wear baggy shapeless clothes.
She doesn’t like old men? Who the hell does she think decriminalized abortion in the first place?
It was a deff,dumb and blind man
Ick.
When the feast of life puts her on the five dollar menu, she’ll have to accept what she gets.
Too bad she lets her mouth overload her ass, which is no small feat, because the girl can really sing. She should forget the hip-hop crap, and sing some blues…..she would be good.
This is what happens when herpes eventually evolves into human form….