How Embarrassing! Joe Was Right – His Teleprompter Was Wrong!

This isn’t easy for me to admit, but I’ve been dead wrong about Joe Biden. He’s sharp as a tack.

I turned the screen around so you could see that Joe correctly deviated from the script in his UN address. Not a gaffe, stutter or inability to read plain English, Fat. The White House released the declassified photo on the right, thus debunking the entire notion that Joe is nothing more than a useful, demented figurehead. I’ll never ridicule him again.

Update: Sorry. It’s the heroin again, my bad. Shit always turns me stupid. I’d give it up in a heartbeat if anyone had a better alternative.