Too late to be in this year’s Fiesta but it’s still hotter’n a three peckered goat down here – so your large shadow is always welcome to come down and spread out like a herd of cows, up ’til dark. No exceptions.
Be out of town by sundown or you risk getting tipped.
EARL OF TAINT 
WTF, armpit bread?
Hidden Sammich
That one with the sourdough stash is efficient… she gets an adult beverage and a boyfriend from the same place… a “beau-vine”.
………God bless Texas!
The Democrap PIGS DO NOT represent the NORMAL people of TEXAS…they are escapees from Californication!