Due to translation issues, Megman kept eating the pies. Actually, he was licking the pies – from the center out. He had no other idea of what a “Pie in the Face” could mean. He could only act naturally, after all. Filming was halted while Meg received coaching and resumed three days later, once he fully understood his correct role.
Unfortunately, work was stopped again yesterday, as Megman was unable to hit his own face. Despite numerous attempts to improve his accuracy, every throw was well off the target. Nothing but Air Pies. They’ve brought in a stuntmanwoman with similar hands to throw the pie(s) and hope to wrap up by tomorrow.
EARL OF TAINT 
Goodness!
Maybe if she tried it down on one knee…
Wouldn’t fuck her even at gunpoint. Even if she begged. Even if she promised to make me a sandwich and wash and polish my Harley afterwards. And, by the way: I’m not hard to convince. Basically, I’ll fuck mud. But plumb the depths of Megan’s squalid hirsute sewer hole? No way.
Nice job,Earl. As usual.
Yeah……what Mac said! Hope Subway suspends her contract too. I wouldn’t do her with Earl’s dick!
And Subway is off my menu as long as Subway employs her.
An noble post featuring an ignoble subject from one of the few nobles I recognize. Good job, One of the Taint
I wonder if she has purple hair on her balls…
Now there’s a visual that will stick for a while. I like the way you think