Full disclosure on this overt Misinformation: I sometimes start by creating an image, then crafting a story around it – which is the exact opposite of the normal process, but I’m retarded this way so I enjoy it. The hope is you will too and feel a bit Entertainted (TM) in our brief moment together before you surf off yonder.
So this is entirely my invention as to what Joe would claim as his history. He’s done it before, lots of times, but this one is made-up by me, as far as I know.
EARL OF TAINT 
Does this mean he won’t need his prostate meds anymore?
He still has his – but it’s where the pancreas used to perch, before it got blowed sidewise under his liver.
Guess he can’t be “asshole buddys” with Chairman Xi anymore.
I’ll take this as gospel cause I saw joe obiden say it on the internet .Show it to him and he’ll verify it.
So, he has his shots?
I would put him up for adoption.
“Asking a small re-homing fee.”
Well, I guess that puts an end to Hunter’s idea for a Biden Butt-hole art series…
He’s not missing his sphincter, he’s total asshole.