He worked hard for many years, because he knew he would someday become a REAR admiral.
…and after all that hard work at the Anal-palace Academy I get to work on a POOP deck with many SEMEN, get to the HEAD every day, look out a PORT-HOLE, sing “Blow The Man Down” with men for 6 months at a time and get to fish for the “one-eyed trout”.
EARL OF TAINT 
He worked hard for many years, because he knew he would someday become a REAR admiral.
…and after all that hard work at the Anal-palace Academy I get to work on a POOP deck with many SEMEN, get to the HEAD every day, look out a PORT-HOLE, sing “Blow The Man Down” with men for 6 months at a time and get to fish for the “one-eyed trout”.
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