We have every worthwhile thing he’s done recorded on tape. We can listen anytime we like. What makes Jeep think he’s a socially worthy spokesman for their vehicles today? Whatever it is – it doesn’t work on me. He’s just another pretender, reading the script. Spreading the narrative, telling the story he’s paid to tell.
Then word comes out – Bruce got himself a Dooie a couple months before he read us The Story – and so they had to pull the whole thing down. They killed The Story. Like it never happened. So I’ve recapped it below, for posterity (including the never before shown ending where BS overshot the landing by 150′).