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EARL OF TAINT 
Oh, so now you tell us! ;)
Well I’m sorry but all this time I thought I was living in America and this kind of thing went without saying. Now we have Karens.
You know… all this time, I had my suspicions.
Wait. WHAT? You mean this stuff isn’t even TWUE?
You should call yourself “The Minister”, as in the Minister of disinformation.
Disminster maybe