1. Good ole Monsieur Jean Fraud Gigilo Goodhair, the not-too-swift-boat, medal-tossing, tax-dodging, flip-flopping, arrogant, self-absorbed, hung-like-a-field-mouse, moisturizing-metrosexual, Jihad Coddling, precognitive-Global Warming Meteorologist and Politically Correct, gold-digging, Easter Island fashion model with Churchill Downs Syndrome (his favorite pick-up line is Hay Babe!) who is STILL living off his second wife’s first husband’s fortune because he is so incompetent he couldn’t pour the piss out of a riding boot if the instructions were written on the heel… which is exactly why this future Glue-Stick wuz picked to be “Climate Envoy”

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