Good ole Monsieur Jean Fraud Gigilo Goodhair, the not-too-swift-boat, medal-tossing, tax-dodging, flip-flopping, arrogant, self-absorbed, hung-like-a-field-mouse, moisturizing-metrosexual, Jihad Coddling, precognitive-Global Warming Meteorologist and Politically Correct, gold-digging, Easter Island fashion model with Churchill Downs Syndrome (his favorite pick-up line is Hay Babe!) who is STILL living off his second wife’s first husband’s fortune because he is so incompetent he couldn’t pour the piss out of a riding boot if the instructions were written on the heel… which is exactly why this future Glue-Stick wuz picked to be “Climate Envoy”
And those are his better attributes!
Married his daughter of to some fucking Iranian…
Hermano.
That’s how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of…..
EARL OF TAINT 
Good ole Monsieur Jean Fraud Gigilo Goodhair, the not-too-swift-boat, medal-tossing, tax-dodging, flip-flopping, arrogant, self-absorbed, hung-like-a-field-mouse, moisturizing-metrosexual, Jihad Coddling, precognitive-Global Warming Meteorologist and Politically Correct, gold-digging, Easter Island fashion model with Churchill Downs Syndrome (his favorite pick-up line is Hay Babe!) who is STILL living off his second wife’s first husband’s fortune because he is so incompetent he couldn’t pour the piss out of a riding boot if the instructions were written on the heel… which is exactly why this future Glue-Stick wuz picked to be “Climate Envoy”
And those are his better attributes!
Married his daughter of to some fucking Iranian…
Hermano.
That’s how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of…..