1. I heard she wanted “something” to make pickle bread with… “dill dough”.
    I heard she wanted a device to get dust off the sealant around her tub… a “caulk sucker”.
    I heard she calls her legs “Peanut Butter” because they spread easy.
    I heard her favorite song is “Blow The Man Down”.
    I heard Martha Stewart is starting a clothing line in her honor called “VictWHOREia’s Secret”.
    I heard she belongs to “Slut Of The Month Club”.
    I heard her “Genu varum” was caused by “riding” politicians.
    I heard her favorite cowboy was Humpalong Cassidy.

  2. America, tell your daughters to get on their knees if they want to get a head and swallow.

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