When we caught up with Jen she was on her way home from a surf-casting tournament, dragging her Third Place winning 70lb Dumb Bass behind her. Her cats must be ecstatic.
For best effect, open a tin of sardines, inhale deeply and stare at this intently for like, a minute (longer if you can stand it). Your desires should be diminished greatly. Repeat as needed- some of you may have a higher level of stamina.