#2 In Our Fail Safe Drug-Free Birth Control Method


When we caught up with Jen she was on her way home from a surf-casting tournament, dragging her Third Place winning 70lb Dumb Bass behind her. Her cats must be ecstatic.

For best effect, open a tin of sardines, inhale deeply and stare at this intently for like, a minute (longer if you can stand it). Your desires should be diminished greatly. Repeat as needed- some of you may have a higher level of stamina.

RESIST!

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  1. Have you seen a picture of Connecticut Rep Rosa DeLauro? She could scare a blind dog off a meat truck.

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