Before you risk prison to Revolutionize America, why not take a 2-3 week sojourn in beautiful, socialist Venezuela? See then if you don’t change your mind. If you truly love it, stay here! You’ve found Paradise and America is paying us $500 a head to keep you.
Congratulations! That’s a genuine Win-Win!
Salud!
Jefe Nic Maduro – Your Host
EARL OF TAINT 
There’s food everywhere in Venezuela! Ol’ Slick Nic even found an empanada in his desk drawer!
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Hey Nick, Pelosi has ice cream.