You Want REAL, Authentic Socialist? Come To MADURO’S!

Before you risk prison to Revolutionize America, why not take a 2-3 week sojourn in beautiful, socialist Venezuela? See then if you don’t change your mind. If you truly love it, stay here! You’ve found Paradise and America is paying us $500 a head to keep you.

Congratulations! That’s a genuine Win-Win!


Jefe Nic Maduro – Your Host



  1. There’s food everywhere in Venezuela! Ol’ Slick Nic even found an empanada in his desk drawer!

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