Luckily, you have choices. We’ll miss you a lot but we want you to feel safe and happy, at all times. Because it’s not about us. You told us that. Then you told us it was up to us to repair your insecurities and then also we cannot do that because we’re all racist from birth so just send money.
Anyway we’re all torn up over the pain we’ve caused you throughout your lives and our inherent disability to correct it. And we’ve all seen enough non-white millionaires to understand that money and quality of life provide no relief at all. We have no choice but to admit you’re better off somewhere else -anywhere else – than America.
So we’re setting you free. You are no longer bound to this country and its people. It shames us to acknowledge we can’t offer you better, we tried very hard – but we’ve failed and you are now all free to go.