Here’s the deal, my new wife/sister couldn’t afford to get her doctorate so she aborted 3 things at the free PP Health and wholesale body tissue center so we could eat cause my lousy senate salary and campaign graft/scams/donations did not give us enough for me to ride the train every day to work on screwing taxpayers/guilable rubes out of their hard earned money. Come on man, it wasn’t like she didn’t ask for it in chinese/mandarin.
EARL OF TAINT 
Here’s the deal, my new wife/sister couldn’t afford to get her doctorate so she aborted 3 things at the free PP Health and wholesale body tissue center so we could eat cause my lousy senate salary and campaign graft/scams/donations did not give us enough for me to ride the train every day to work on screwing taxpayers/guilable rubes out of their hard earned money. Come on man, it wasn’t like she didn’t ask for it in chinese/mandarin.