We are honored and grateful to see this posted over at our BFF Diogenes Middle Finger.
Right next to the morning biscuits. Mmm…yummy, yummy biscuits.
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Kathy Griffin arrived at a local hospital ER with complaints of severe pain and demanded she receive a test for the coronavirus, despite showing no symptoms associated with the viral infection. Normal lab tests showed she was suffering from a virulent bacterial infection typically seen in animals. She was treated and released the next day with an advisory to avoid grooming salons, petting zoos and dog parks.
EARL OF TAINT 
Airlift the charming KG to Woohan and drop her in the wet market. She’ll be right at home.
I know your not suppose to wish evil on others, but for her I’ll make an exception.
Keep at least 6 feet from KG’s infected hoo-ha.
See You Next Tuesday, Kathy.