Chef shown here preparing fresh whole Wuhan frog, chopped three ways. Or seven.
(Note: The People’s Paddy Administrators Committee was in town for the annual Chairman Mao Old Days Reeducation Camp-Out Jamboree, causing a huge spike in demand for frog on the local bistros, resulting in a severe shortage. Local restaurants were forced to substitute bats to satisfy their Hangri customers. This then led to another problem…)
EARL OF TAINT 
Dudes at the table be drawing straws for the brains.