See the dude with the man bun in the background? Betcha he’s got massive cooties, fer shure.
Standing three feet apart but sneezing coughing and probably touching every last piece of produce sometimes even putting their thumb through every fruit or vegetables trying to find the ripest one
Same thing with places offering “no contact” delivery but failing to remind you of who’s touching sneezing coughing farting etc on your food in their kitchen !
EARL OF TAINT 
Umhh…can you point me to the Magnum aisle?
See the dude with the man bun in the background? Betcha he’s got massive cooties, fer shure.
Standing three feet apart but sneezing coughing and probably touching every last piece of produce sometimes even putting their thumb through every fruit or vegetables trying to find the ripest one
Same thing with places offering “no contact” delivery but failing to remind you of who’s touching sneezing coughing farting etc on your food in their kitchen !