Ah, shit! This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in months! Way to go, Earl! Can I get some flied lice to go with my bat peckers?
Relcome to Happy Xi Garden! You sit over there, buffet is to your reft, you eat all you rike for ten dorrrars. Free vaccine rith every borl of bat soup, too.
You are clearly a very sick man Earl, we should become best friends. J.C.
EARL OF TAINT 
Woo-Hoo! Guano-Corn Pudding is back!
Ah, shit! This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen in months! Way to go, Earl! Can I get some flied lice to go with my bat peckers?
Relcome to Happy Xi Garden! You sit over there, buffet is to your reft, you eat all you rike for ten dorrrars. Free vaccine rith every borl of bat soup, too.
You are clearly a very sick man Earl, we should become best friends. J.C.
Bat out of Hell