Who Wants Their House To Smell Like Pussy?


That’s a serious question, btw.

But OK…

We were about to go too far with the Gyneth Vagina Candle thing and we knew it.  So we dialed it back into one single image combining several possible scenarios. (Not all of them, we couldn’t go all night, sorry.) Then we made it where viewers can match up their favorite combinations however they choose. And voila!

Only thing is you can’t really order them, sorry.

candles

Note:  Due to factors beyond our control, the role of Chelsea Clinton was played by Bradley Manning playing as Chelsea.

 

12 Comments

    1. In the interest of accuracy, make that a can of Nine-Lives cat food left out on a muggy August afternoon. It has a warm, piquant aroma of tuna entrails and a sharp after bite.

  1. Seems like you could wipe your own butt and deposit the tissues under a layer of paraffin, and get ’bout the same result, for free.

  2. Thanks Earl for not including a Lena Dunham one in the collection. That would have pushed the envelope of human decency.

  3. Bwahaha! Upchuck Todd is in there. If you ever feel the SADS just remember there are people who watch Chuck Turdd!
    Participation trophies, junk scented candles, declining propery values, crime rampant, Upchuck Todd, who knew that The Great Leap Forward 2.0. would be so wildly entertaining.

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