That’s a serious question, btw.
But OK…
We were about to go too far with the Gyneth Vagina Candle thing and we knew it. So we dialed it back into one single image combining several possible scenarios. (Not all of them, we couldn’t go all night, sorry.) Then we made it where viewers can match up their favorite combinations however they choose. And voila!
Only thing is you can’t really order them, sorry.
Note: Due to factors beyond our control, the role of Chelsea Clinton was played by Bradley Manning playing as Chelsea.
EARL OF TAINT 
How many has Ms. Almuhabil bought for her collection?
This would be the only reason I see to justify buying any vaginally scented candle…”To make the house smell better.” I get this. Maybe they have cats, who knows?
In the end it all smells like a can of Chicken of the Sea left out during a summer heat wave.
In the interest of accuracy, make that a can of Nine-Lives cat food left out on a muggy August afternoon. It has a warm, piquant aroma of tuna entrails and a sharp after bite.
I wouldn’t order one, even to use the quip, “just for the halibut”, and THAT’S saying a LOT, for me.
I’m fairly certain I’d get trouble at a level far beyond whatever benefit that candle might provide.
Ever been to a landfill? Yeah.
Seems like you could wipe your own butt and deposit the tissues under a layer of paraffin, and get ’bout the same result, for free.
lol –
Thanks Earl for not including a Lena Dunham one in the collection. That would have pushed the envelope of human decency.
Bwahaha! Upchuck Todd is in there. If you ever feel the SADS just remember there are people who watch Chuck Turdd!
Participation trophies, junk scented candles, declining propery values, crime rampant, Upchuck Todd, who knew that The Great Leap Forward 2.0. would be so wildly entertaining.
Oh God, this made me spew :P
Nice, Earl.