Subtitle asks Mitch to grant it eternal rest in the Senate.
And yes, there will be an asterisk attached to this sham impeachment. It will denote the Democrat Majority’s petty and overt abuse of their Congressional power to pervert the process as a way of undoing an election they lost. In an honest world, it would label them *Sordid, Corrupt Pigfuckers. Regardless, history will remember their rotten asses for the slime they are.
EARL OF TAINT 
I figured it would be on two stone tablets .
Strange…. No brown smudges on the floor behind the casket. No sulfurous fumes, either.
A backlog at Vistaprint on custom pens delayed the delivery of the Articles to the Senate.
The MSM coverage of this will be even worse than the McCain Legacy Whitewash mini-series.
Take no interest in politics, get ruled by your inferiors, republic turns into a totalitarian dystopia, the end.
Fox News’ Chris Wallace calls the House’s impeachment proceedings “somber and dignified…” Pardon me while I heave.
He’s a soggy douche, I disregard him.