We saw his Lonely Hearts ad online and were saddened by his predicament. Just a further analogy on the wisdom of being careful what you wish for…all that glitters is not gold…it’s nice to have a big honkin’ hogleg but no woman wants to be left looking like a ripped out fireplace. Ain’t no lady burnin-up for dat.
Oh – he’s from Mexico and it is 18.9 em-effing inches…same as many newborn babies. Carrrumba!