1. What … no turds on the sidewalk? No nasty stinking tents on the beach? Can’t really be California in the photo.

  2. Schiff reminds me of the alien wearing Earl’s skin in
    the first ‘Men In Black’ movie. Especially when he’s answering awkward questions.

  3. The perpetrator collected at least six Taco Bell dumpster dives’ worth of green splatters then kept it hydrated and hot in its bucket until he attacked. Zampolit Schittski couldn’t muster the courage or intelligence.

    On to Congress Diarrheaman, Huzzah! bloooort!

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