Celebrity Spotlight

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1. What a fat loser

2. PLEASE, no action shots of her using her “cane”.

3. If I were into syphilitic walruses her buttplug would make me feel inadequate.

4. Woman walks into a bar holding on to a lobstah.
   Bartender says: “Whar’d ya get dat?”
   Lobstah says: “Hollywood. They got millions of ’em!” ‘

5. I “heard” she was starting a cooking show and the first episode was how to make “Pickle Bread” using dill dough.

6. And hopefully for us it will be an even longer awhile before we hear from her again.

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