Getting Ready For Halloween

Literally terrifying. Occasionally wry. Faithfully translated to English from the original Dongese – at no extra charge.  Keep watching – we have more coming on the next boat!


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WARNING! Clicking the link below is not advised for readers with conditions that may be exacerbated by sudden revulsion, surprise or shock. Due to possible damage to the unborn, pregnant mothers are strongly advised to not hit it at all. Eye protection is encouraged for all viewers. May the Force Field be with you.


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27 responses to “Getting Ready For Halloween

  1. Diogenes October 21, 2019 at 1:31 am

    I knew better…I swear I knew better than click on that image. I did anyway……

  2. bluesjunky October 21, 2019 at 6:09 am

    So…what did you have to agree to in order for her to let you take that photo, Earl?

    And how long has that cheese sammich been trapped under that pus bag?

  3. Terry October 21, 2019 at 6:18 am

    Oh no you di’int !

  4. papabear1950 October 21, 2019 at 6:43 am

    Like Diogenes I was incredulous I would survive after such an ominous warning, but did I click on it? Did I keep my eyes open? Oh my goodness, (not that there’s any of THAT left any more), it was worse than seeing a photo of Rosie O’Donnell twerking… magilla obama wearing a string bikini… Joy BayWhore at the Reagan Library… it was WHORE-ABLE! No wonder Free Willie Clinton is always trolling for trollops! My wife has put on a little weight over our 50 years of marriage but good GRIEF, Earl, where’d you get a camera that survived THAT? The Tasmanian She-devil looks more fetching than shrillary… hell… Ernest Borgnine in DRAG would look better!

  5. Nemo October 21, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Well, you did provide more than adequate warning, but I clicked any way. I’ll probably NEVER be the same again. Eye bleach is in order:

  6. WDS October 21, 2019 at 8:31 am

    Gawd, I bet those couch cushions are just foul. Nice floral pattern, hides the skidmarks etc.

  7. Wingman October 21, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Thank God you didn’t include the bare Cankles too. Even a demented fella can only handle so much.

  8. Ned2 October 21, 2019 at 9:40 am

    Breakfast, meet keyboard.

  9. Lee Van Queef II October 21, 2019 at 10:01 am

    I was expecting a Deneebian slime devil, gorgon or warty leper oozing pus. Something so hideous we puke from its imagined stench.

  10. Wahoo October 21, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Donkey chompers…even more frightening than a garbage disposal!!!

  11. Wahoo October 21, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Werebitch…release the balloons!

  12. Blind Texas Chitlin October 21, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    You call that a stern warning? Threaten me with something next time, just don’t make me see that cheese sandwich again!

  13. Concerned American October 22, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    I was there that night.

    It went downhill from the scene depicted on screen.

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