Literally terrifying. Occasionally wry. Faithfully translated to English from the original Dongese – at no extra charge. Keep watching – we have more coming on the next boat!
WARNING! Clicking the link below is not advised for readers with conditions that may be exacerbated by sudden revulsion, surprise or shock. Due to possible damage to the unborn, pregnant mothers are strongly advised to not hit it at all. Eye protection is encouraged for all viewers. May the Force Field be with you.
THE FOLLOWING IS INTENDED FOR SEMI-MATURE, MENTALLY SOUND ADULTS ONLY
EARL OF TAINT 
I knew better…I swear I knew better than click on that image. I did anyway……
You’re only human, Boss. I’m not just saying that because of things like Holiday bonuses or such. But I really thought you’d know better.
But of course…..any thing with that kind of warning image MUST be clicked. Ugh!
It looks genuine
It’s close enough.
So…what did you have to agree to in order for her to let you take that photo, Earl?
And how long has that cheese sammich been trapped under that pus bag?
Maybe not a sandwich, bud. Maybe just the cheese?
Anyway I got in by pretending to be the Pest Exterminator and she demanded to be sprayed down first.
Oh no you di’int !
I di’id! But I di’id put it behind a screen, out of concern for others. That’s a big step for me. I may be turning commie.
Oh no you is’int!!
NO!!!! We’ll save you!!
Like Diogenes I was incredulous I would survive after such an ominous warning, but did I click on it? Did I keep my eyes open? Oh my goodness, (not that there’s any of THAT left any more), it was worse than seeing a photo of Rosie O’Donnell twerking… magilla obama wearing a string bikini… Joy BayWhore at the Reagan Library… it was WHORE-ABLE! No wonder Free Willie Clinton is always trolling for trollops! My wife has put on a little weight over our 50 years of marriage but good GRIEF, Earl, where’d you get a camera that survived THAT? The Tasmanian She-devil looks more fetching than shrillary… hell… Ernest Borgnine in DRAG would look better!
Just look with one eye at a time. If you want to, I mean.
Well, you did provide more than adequate warning, but I clicked any way. I’ll probably NEVER be the same again. Eye bleach is in order:
http://eyebleach.us/
Sorry – you should always have that on stand-by here.
Gawd, I bet those couch cushions are just foul. Nice floral pattern, hides the skidmarks etc.
Thank God you didn’t include the bare Cankles too. Even a demented fella can only handle so much.
You can find them in the archives if needed. And I hear you, most of us have our limits. Mine’s out there, somewhere.
Breakfast, meet keyboard.
I was expecting a Deneebian slime devil, gorgon or warty leper oozing pus. Something so hideous we puke from its imagined stench.
well I can’t help describe the smell…nobody has the imagination to do so and those who have actually smelt it all died before they could get out of the driveway
Donkey chompers…even more frightening than a garbage disposal!!!
Werebitch…release the balloons!
You call that a stern warning? Threaten me with something next time, just don’t make me see that cheese sandwich again!
Maybe it’s not a sandwich?
No it’s a taco for those demented enough.
I was there that night.
It went downhill from the scene depicted on screen.