This unfortunate fellow has a whole new look. (The story is incorrect in that he did not have it removed but just shaped, filled and polished.) Truly heartwarming. And kudos to the skilled professionals at Golden Song Nail And Massage for their brilliant craftsmanship and the 10% off coupon for his next visit on Sundays only.
EARL OF TAINT 
Huh?
Dude had an antler.
At least mine are on both sides of my head. You guys can’t get anything right…….
Mine (3) all come up from the back, down low. Near the brain stem. I use some bodacious toenail clippers to cut them back. If I forget I have to sleep on my face.
And I thought I was horny…
arf!
A grinder would’ve fixed that in no time but hey whatever hones your bone….
Must have had some cool hats…..
Nothing knit, I’d guess.