Yes, He Actually Had A Sister

We heard this actually happened from a reliable source we actually trust completely. The graphic is actually a dramatization based on what we actually believe to have actually occurred and how it was actually resolved.

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  1. Oh HELL yes King Kong had a sister, she was the First Ho for 8 years… Queen Kong, better known as magilla obama, the fashion maven of Washington D. C.! Remember her 27 assistants (who were OBVIOUSLY blind) helping her choose clothing, keeping her enormous behind within two time zones, procuring her cheeseburgers while she gave children kale salads and other inedible shit? Yeah, I can’t wait until she enters the dumb-ocrap primary and promises a “wattamellin in every pot” and reparations for lazy former NOT slaves. Yep, looking forward to “Whitey” being blamed for EVERY negative thing that happens to the poor because “he” hasn’t set aside sufficient funds to pay for fried chicken and 40 ounce Colt 45’s for every parasite on the planet!

        1. Wingman, when one is hung like “her”, it is a enormous challenge to keep that “one-eyed Pike” concealed, don’tcha know! I recall magilla descending some stairs in white pants and having to corral the love muscle and plums…

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