Yep, those shoesies are the source of all the witch’s power. I vote we douse her with hot water (or a kettle of boiling tinkle) and when she shrivels up, grab those shoes.
Do we all get Togas?
To me, the lettuce and kale are good for only one thing; to feed the cow that I will butcher, wrap, freeze, and BBQ later.
EARL OF TAINT 
The emerald slippers are to die for !
Yep, those shoesies are the source of all the witch’s power. I vote we douse her with hot water (or a kettle of boiling tinkle) and when she shrivels up, grab those shoes.
Do we all get Togas?
To me, the lettuce and kale are good for only one thing; to feed the cow that I will butcher, wrap, freeze, and BBQ later.