The New Attendant Learns The Hard Way; It’s Smart To Stay Upwind

Each new handler has to learn and develop the skills necessary when walking the former Secretary, particularly following ethnic food buffets. For their own safety, the Secret Service detail will not intervene on emissions, regardless of circumstances.

Luckily, those chemical burns to the sinus, esophageal and pulmonary tissues are easily treated and typically recover quickly.


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The Dog Knows

The Willy Knows.

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  1. It is no wonder her full name is Shrillary Flatulenta Rodman Clinton! SHE’S the “farting cow” we need to stop!

    1. In this case, it’s someone with absolutely no self-respect or needing a job really really bad.

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