Monthly Archives: September 2019

Someone Say “Panic”? Hillary Will Take The Lead On Climate Emergency


De Niro’s Only Scary When He’s Standing On A Box Pretending

In real life, he’s just a bitchy sawed off little old short man. He should stick to the scripts and stunt doubles, before he hurts himself.



Storm Chasers

road to nowhere

Their Numbers Are Growing – No Surprise They’re Organizing The Filthy Dirty Rat Fink Retarded Liars Community

leftist props

The Annual Dem Family Outing

dem picnic fin

They’re Addicts



Gutter Fighter In Joe Biden Emerges

No sir, Joe’s no rookie when it comes to rough and tumble politics. He can play this game, buster. He doesn’t play it well, but he enjoys it all the same.


The Legend Of Corn Pop

If you aren’t familiar with Corn Pop, Joe tells the story here. We imaged how Joe might make it into a movie.

corn pop

Below, Joe gives a brief synopsis of The Corn Pop Incident during a recent photo-op at the pool. He digressed slightly from his prepared text and possibly erred by admitting he has always swam naked in front of women and offered no apology or words of remorse for his actions to women-women, men-women and the non-binary thems likely wounded and offended by the lurid, raw and brutal mental imagery thrust into their shy, quivering, yet willing psyches by his admission he could flash them at any time, given the current location and the logical assumption that he did not bring a swim suit.

joe lifeguard recall

However, the latest research turns up this amazing breaking news, as it does show the lifeguard academy Class of 1962 posing poolside and all the members are indeed totally naked (we have blacked out all the wiener bits, sorry) as Biden claimed.  What we didn’t expect to find was Corn Pop was a member of the same lifeguard Class as Joe!  See for yourself! We’ve highlighted “Grape Nuts” (young Joe) and friend in the pic below:

joe lifeguard 1962

Some Classmates remain unidentified. If you recognize yourself or someone else in the photo, please send us an update and we’ll add them/you to our mailing list!

Hi Media. Show Us Where Everybody Looked At It And Said “Nothing There”, Please And Thanks.

The Powerful, Unbreakable Bonds Of Love* Between A Father And His Son

*Around 3 billion dollars in foreign cash to board member Joe-Boy Hunter’s slush fund corps. Powerful and unbreakable. Can You Feel the Love?


The Dems Schiffted The Rules So They Could Keep The Dead Horse Moving

dead horse