What a ripoff. I entered one idea – should have known better. They deleted it, naturally. Worms.
My submission. I thought it hit some of the key take-a ways of the campaign. Notice my concept for light rail. All the others I’ve seen have Monorails…snore, snore. Mine adds real thrills and spills to your commute. Also it’s a 100% all electric operation = no emissions of any carbons, period.**
**The coal-fired power plant that generates the electricity required to run the town is buried deep within the mountain in the background. The exhaust is sent via pipeline to remote exit vents in Mexico where nobody notices. We stay Clean and Green here at home!
EARL OF TAINT 
Dozens of Zippy the Pinheads. Bad drugs, Earl.
It’s that damn yucca! They could make tequila from that stuff. Oh wait…
Green Deal = watermelon philosophy, green on the outside, red on the inside.