ZOMG Breaking News – New Obama Estate On Martha’s Vineyard Is Brutally And Overtly WHITEY SUPREMACIST!
Starkly racist walls, ceilings, cabinets and furniture with only minor, token accessories of color. The most highly trafficked floors are, of course, colored brown.
See our photo collage for brief sample and then even more pics of the overwhelmingly nauseating oppressive whiteness are linked below. Be forewarned, these photos are not for the tender and/or easily triggered ones – just hold someone’s hand and remember to breathe!
(Note to potential buyers: The pickled ham hocks will remain with the current occupants. All other objects convey.)