Took all the shelves out of the fridge in case hot women in underwear stop by and want a beer. It’s possible, look here:
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Many Thanks To Pookie and All at The Briefing Room and The Right Reasons
Walmart sells humongous bags of plastic straws for mere pennies. Might be worth my while to buy a caseload, unwrap ’em, charter a small plane, and toss them out the window into the propwash while flying over San Francisco or Sacramento.
Chances are those straws would either land in a pile of human feces or become impaled on a hypodermic needle.
I was expecting to see a pic of McConnell.
The year is 2025, a dead whale washes up on a beach and the plastic inflatable Trump baby is found in it’s stomach.