We went direct to the factory to prove it. In a compassionate and humane effort to efficiently deport millions of illegal immigrants back to their Shit Holes of origin, ICE officials developed a method to rapidly condense and package the living essence of dozens of individuals into a single, 8 oz bottle. Light weight makes it cheap to transport and the simple process of rehydration* brings everyone back, as good as new.
*Surprise twist: For an authentic Mexican-Style Fiesta, re-hydrate with tequila in place of water or urine.
EARL OF TAINT 
These come in the standard 40 oz. street corner size with crumpled bag am I right?
A fine bouquet of sweaty T-shirt with notes of bubonic plague and cholera.
They make excellent lubricant also.