Monthly Archives: June 2019
“Colonial vegetables from indigenous peoples, oh my God!”
“Donde esta Yucca??”
“Maybe I’m doing this wrong…”
“Nah…just needs more cowbell!”
“How dare you put these children into dreadful, shameful Concentration Camps! And how dare you try to make them more “comfortable”, just to cover your cruel, heartless and uncaring intentions!!”
“Thank goodness, the innocent children know nothing of the dangers they face. We distract them with our antics, as though we were funny clowns. They laugh heartily.”
“Question: Why doesn’t Amazon, etc open a new factory in this town, so the homeless people can all be given jobs? That sounds like a win-win from the place where I imagine outcomes.”
“Ow! My head hurts so bad. Why do I have to think of everything around here??”
We went direct to the factory to prove it. In a compassionate and humane effort to efficiently deport millions of illegal immigrants back to their Shit Holes of origin, ICE officials developed a method to rapidly condense and package the living essence of dozens of individuals into a single, 8 oz bottle. Light weight makes it cheap to transport and the simple process of rehydration* brings everyone back, as good as new.
*Surprise twist: For an authentic Mexican-Style Fiesta, re-hydrate with tequila in place of water or urine.
We are honored to be linked over at the Boss’s Site.
Most of you probably already know Diogenes but for those who don’t, her Good Monday Morning posts almost always feature fresh, warm biscuits.
And we do love them biscuits.
Oregon and Washington are also being studied but California leads all states in terms of checking all the progressoy/leftyx/socialoser/retardosaurus boxes. No other state or territory does more to serve and protect _______ who prefer having sex with ________.
Unless they’re looking for a place to live that has plumbing.
Happy Father’s Day everyone. Brought you some Joe.
Meanwhile, Joe says he’ll cure cancer but only if we make him President first. Disregard the people who will suffer and die in the interim, Joe. You have to play your cards right.
The big trouble for Joe as he face-fingers a lesbo who he thinks is a cross-dressing tranny. In fairness, it does get confusing if you care enough to try and keep up with the permutations. We don’t.