Elijah Cummings Claims Incessant Blows To The Head Left Him A Witless Imbecile – Before He Was Even Born!


17 responses to “Elijah Cummings Claims Incessant Blows To The Head Left Him A Witless Imbecile – Before He Was Even Born!

  1. bluesjunky April 24, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Yer one sick bastid, Earl…

    • Earl of Taint April 25, 2019 at 8:23 pm

      Sorry Cousin but this is a nationwide problem and the public must be made aware or we’ll see even more crater head kids due to more hairy horndogs’ brutal assaults too close to forecast birth dates. Even worse, imagine the effects on an unborn child presenting via breech birth! That there is just plain filthy, Bro.

      • revjen45 April 29, 2019 at 9:39 am

        Hey, don’t forget FAS, crack, HPV, Herpes, syph, clap, and other STDs as in-utero contributors to intellectual diversity and social vibrancy. It ain’t all just damage from cranial/meatal impacts.

    • Earl of Taint April 25, 2019 at 8:42 pm

      Somewhat illustrative to my point about breech birth, I saw posted somewhere recently an observation I’ll share with you here:

      If you were born feet first (aka breech) you were, even if for just a very short moment, wearing your mom as a hat.

  2. The Rat Fink April 25, 2019 at 5:44 am

    👍 Still laughing! 👍

  3. WDS April 25, 2019 at 7:08 am

    Just one dent?

  4. Wingman April 25, 2019 at 7:22 am

    Good thing he is wearing a tie…so the foreskin doesn’t slide up.

  5. HuSwung Lo April 25, 2019 at 9:32 am

    “Gee…. thanks Mr Conehead”

  6. SafeSpace April 25, 2019 at 10:16 am

    Something sure as hell left Mister Cummings in a state of constant dimwittedness. Every time he steps up to a microphone he proves it. Sad, really, that the US Congress has become a refuge for young mental midgets and old folks suffering from Alzheimer’s.

  7. HungJumper April 25, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Common knowledge would necessitate the hole be deeper and larger…….

  8. Glenda T. Goode April 26, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Looks like Eli the ‘Milk Dud’ has been out in the sun too long and melted making denting his thick skull much easier!

  9. Lee Van Queef II April 26, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Blacknar the Belgian Congolese tribal chieftan of monkey-eating Ebolanauts that arrived in flying pyramids when dey wuz kangz. Your fifteen thousand years of fame are up sir. 1965 is calling and it’s a loogie-flinging German Shepherd named Sam telling you to Kill Whitey, Kill Whitey, K-E-E-L Whiteh!

  10. revjen45 April 29, 2019 at 9:23 am

    Utterly depraved you are.
    I too would have expected more dick divots – his head should look like golf ball.


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