NOTE:  The photo above was cropped, for editorial reasons. She’s holding this umbrella, not a Penis of Color. We regret any confusion it may cause our readers, who would rightfully assume it was unless we make a point of saying it’s not.


  1. That umbrella handle looks more like a turd ol Kameltoe might have pushed out to accommodate Willy in her back door.

  2. I’m sure she feel the time she spent on her knees in front of Willie was well worth it.

  3. I’m waiting for some poor slob to come forward and claim Kamala gave him a nasty STD. It’s how the Dems roll these days.

  4. Silly Earl, that is a dildo with an umbrella attached so it doesn’t fall in!

  5. It’s penis of “colour”. Gotta have that “u” in there to give the description the dignity it is due.

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