Best Tears In The History Of Ever

We’ll be recalling the quality of this vintage fondly for generations to come. Here’s the story of the heroic Master Tear Farmer that brought them to us. Enjoy irresponsibly!

teary farmer


  1. Gonna need more than tears to extinguish the hatred, division and anti-Americanism fostered by these most lowliest of life forms that ever hatched from dog shit and slithered their entire lives in sewage.

    Oh and the burnings-at-the-stake too.


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