Step Aside Joe – There’s A New Kid In Town

It’s Beto Night!


Bonus Sunday Special! Poetry by Psychedelic Warlord



Her dad has a boatload of money.


Did you know Beato was in a band with Pee Wee Herman/Paul Reubens? He damn sure was, look:



  1. Wash his balls at Pee Wee’s Playhouse then off to the Circle Jerk in a dress. This dude’s freak was on early yo.

  2. At least if he’s going to misappropriate a Mexican nickname it ought to at least fit him.

    I suggest we call him El Pinche Baboso.

  3. The band was called The Jagoffs? Really? That is Pittsburgh slang, a term heard and understood nowhere else in the world. I should know, da ‘Burgh is my hometahn and I was a first-class jagoff for years.

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