EARL OF TAINT

Silencing Beto – Gesticular Restraints

6 Comments Posted by Earl of Taint on March 17, 2019

Some people (and yes, Betos are people) cannot speak without using their hands.

Here’s a safe, easy and cheap way to keep them quiet. Note the gesticles are fully restrained but in no danger of injury. They’ll speak again, good as new – but only when you say so. Stainless steel – One size fits most – $29.95 + s/h

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6 responses to “Silencing Beto – Gesticular Restraints”

bluesjunky March 17, 2019 at 11:58 am
I liked how they made him put his hands in his pockets on that Vanity Fair cover. His BACK pockets.

And please, someone rescue that poor dog! Or get it some Xanax…

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- Earl of Taint March 23, 2019 at 12:37 pm
  Someone shopped it as a cop putting him in cuffs. Don’t recall where I saw it but out there and well done.
  
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SafeSpace March 17, 2019 at 1:09 pm
Nice mom jeans, Beteaux.

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Toxic Deplorable B Woodman March 17, 2019 at 5:53 pm
I thought that hands and speaking only applied to Jews and Italians.
Has anyone done a family genealogy search on Beto? Are we SURE he’s Irish/Mexican?

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- Earl of Taint March 23, 2019 at 12:36 pm
  I see it used most muchly by da wymyns
  
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Toxic Deplorable B Woodman March 17, 2019 at 5:54 pm
Yes, he had the right to remain silent, just not the ability.

Thx, Tater.

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