Silencing Beto – Gesticular Restraints


Some people (and yes, Betos are people) cannot speak without using their hands.

Here’s a safe, easy and cheap way to keep them quiet. Note the gesticles are fully restrained but in no danger of injury. They’ll speak again, good as new – but only when you say so. Stainless steel – One size fits most – $29.95 + s/h

quiet beto

6 Comments

  1. I liked how they made him put his hands in his pockets on that Vanity Fair cover. His BACK pockets.

    And please, someone rescue that poor dog! Or get it some Xanax…

  2. I thought that hands and speaking only applied to Jews and Italians.
    Has anyone done a family genealogy search on Beto? Are we SURE he’s Irish/Mexican?

  3. Yes, he had the right to remain silent, just not the ability.

    Thx, Tater.

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