I think The Z Man coined this descriptive phrase, “Miss Donkey Chompers”. Works for me.
Let’s play “See who converts to Islam first”
Green, the color of those famous Benjamins.
She could rent those chompers for ads and public services announcements.
“Mel and Ned’s Tooth Emporium.” “Wash hands after using toilet.” “The Earl rules.”
EARL OF TAINT 
The Green Nude Eel.
I think The Z Man coined this descriptive phrase, “Miss Donkey Chompers”. Works for me.
Let’s play “See who converts to Islam first”
Green, the color of those famous Benjamins.
She could rent those chompers for ads and public services announcements.
“Mel and Ned’s Tooth Emporium.” “Wash hands after using toilet.” “The Earl rules.”
There’s a mule up the road who grins like that!