Monthly Archives: March 2019

Donald Trump Is My Favorite President Ever

He is Killing the Game – and rubbing the Kenyan’s Lyin’ Hawaiian’s Half-African nose in it, to boot. No more punching bag for the Left. I’ve never been prouder to be an American and there is no worthy challenger in 2020.

All Aboard! 4 FOR MORE! MAGATHON!

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It Will Be Nice To See His Dream Finally Come True

Not wishing his demise but he can’t have one without the other…and he’s much closer to the other anyway.  Regardless, I’ll be pleased to see him achieve his personal Nirvana,  before he has any chance of forcing everyone else to.

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Will The Madness Never End?

It’s getting totally out of hand. Most of us never even knew George had a statue. Now Fredo Cuomoleone’s on the case. Such silliness.

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John Brennan Knows What’s Coming

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Satisfaction Is Watching The Media Trying To Pull Their Pants Back Up

They’re 98% Scum. There are good ones. 2% may be stretching it. I don’t have actual numbers, it could be less.

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Best Tears In The History Of Ever

We’ll be recalling the quality of this vintage fondly for generations to come. Here’s the story of the heroic Master Tear Farmer that brought them to us. Enjoy irresponsibly!

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Just Enjoying The Day

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Millions Of Hopeful Children Left Profoundly Disillusioned By The Golden Promises Of Muellermas

2 years worth of completely unrealistic expectations end with a big giant sad? Take it up with your sources, snowflakes.

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No New Indictments?

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Beto Road Trip

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Step Aside Joe – There’s A New Kid In Town

It’s Beto Night!

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Bonus Sunday Special! Poetry by Psychedelic Warlord

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Her dad has a boatload of money.

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Did you know Beato was in a band with Pee Wee Herman/Paul Reubens? He damn sure was, look:

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Master Spy?