Keep it simple, I always say. The only downside to this technique is your down market dairy products (your butters, your cheeses, your ice creams, your etc) might taste a little more grassy. The rumors about exploding cows are 100% false but there have been reports of injuries caused by ballistic corks including one woman who lost a whole eye.
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It’s greener to shove Occluded Cortex up a cows butt. Better yet shove the entire DNCCCP up a cow’s butt and save the planet.
Second photo….that’s the cork soaker, right?
It’s all about the farts….Democrat brain farts~
I’d rather have bovine anal bloviating than hear one more inane comment by Assandra Occipital -Kotex!
Shit storm hits Midwest cork kills 3.
Put a cork in it Ocrazio
Hey Earl, gotta one of those corks for Kameltoe? Preferably one NOT shaped like Willies willie?