EARL OF TAINT

Get Rid Of The Cows? That’s Just Insane – Here’s A More Sensible Solution

7 Comments Posted by Earl of Taint on February 10, 2019

Keep it simple, I always say. The only downside to this technique is your down market dairy products (your butters, your cheeses, your ice creams, your etc) might taste a little more grassy. The rumors about exploding cows are 100% false but there have been reports of injuries caused by ballistic corks including one woman who lost a whole eye.

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7 responses to “Get Rid Of The Cows? That’s Just Insane – Here’s A More Sensible Solution”

Lee Van Queef II February 11, 2019 at 1:14 am
It’s greener to shove Occluded Cortex up a cows butt. Better yet shove the entire DNCCCP up a cow’s butt and save the planet.

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James L Miller February 11, 2019 at 5:54 am
Second photo….that’s the cork soaker, right?

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Terry Newberry February 11, 2019 at 6:15 am
It’s all about the farts….Democrat brain farts~

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papabear1950 February 11, 2019 at 7:26 am
I’d rather have bovine anal bloviating than hear one more inane comment by Assandra Occipital -Kotex!

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James Pence February 11, 2019 at 10:45 am
Shit storm hits Midwest cork kills 3.

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Terry Newberry February 11, 2019 at 2:55 pm
Put a cork in it Ocrazio

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Wingman February 11, 2019 at 7:29 pm
Hey Earl, gotta one of those corks for Kameltoe? Preferably one NOT shaped like Willies willie?

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