Get Rid Of The Cows? That’s Just Insane – Here’s A More Sensible Solution


Keep it simple, I always say. The only downside to this technique is your down market dairy products (your butters, your cheeses, your ice creams, your etc) might taste a little more grassy. The rumors about exploding cows are 100% false but there have been reports of injuries caused by ballistic corks including one woman who lost a whole eye.

cowcork

also great for

corked

7 responses to “Get Rid Of The Cows? That’s Just Insane – Here’s A More Sensible Solution

  1. Lee Van Queef II February 11, 2019 at 1:14 am

    It’s greener to shove Occluded Cortex up a cows butt. Better yet shove the entire DNCCCP up a cow’s butt and save the planet.

  2. James L Miller February 11, 2019 at 5:54 am

    Second photo….that’s the cork soaker, right?

  3. Terry Newberry February 11, 2019 at 6:15 am

    It’s all about the farts….Democrat brain farts~

  4. papabear1950 February 11, 2019 at 7:26 am

    I’d rather have bovine anal bloviating than hear one more inane comment by Assandra Occipital -Kotex!

  5. James Pence February 11, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Shit storm hits Midwest cork kills 3.

  6. Terry Newberry February 11, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    Put a cork in it Ocrazio

  7. Wingman February 11, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Hey Earl, gotta one of those corks for Kameltoe? Preferably one NOT shaped like Willies willie?

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