Monthly Archives: February 2019

We’re Back At It

Howdy all.

Had to abandon the trusty old version of Pshop and upgrade the studio. But we’re operational again. The newfangled software has us a little off-kilter but we’ll figure it out.

Thanks for waiting. More to come.

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Pequeño Pollo

Well everything is setup, we have a different laptop for uploads and running the site and a completely separate system for creative stuff. Only remaining issue – aside from getting used to the keyboard on this bitch – is getting the drivers installed for the graphics tablet and that is not going well. Of course. Been that kind of day. The Struggle is real.

chica little

More Technical Issues

My system crapped out last night. Lost all my current art files which sucks ass. I’ll make more. Got a new pooter and we’re getting everything set up and squared away – will be back soon!

Earl

It’s A Congenital Condition That Typically Afflicts The Collectivist Left

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I Knew It – She’s A Smoker

Could you get elected to whatever passes for Congress in Somalia, Ingrate? Piss off, Nefertiti.

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What Kind Of Jobs Should The Government Create For People Who Don’t Want To Work?

Just thinking over the New Green Dealio-Kerbobble. It’s just another mask for Communism, isn’t it? Sure it is.

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Get Rid Of The Cows? That’s Just Insane – Here’s A More Sensible Solution

Keep it simple, I always say. The only downside to this technique is your down market dairy products (your butters, your cheeses, your ice creams, your etc) might taste a little more grassy. The rumors about exploding cows are 100% false but there have been reports of injuries caused by ballistic corks including one woman who lost a whole eye.

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also great for

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I’d Like To See Them All Get A Try – Tournament Style

We can’t show all the candidates, sorry. There were only 10 themyns in the original photo, (not counting Bloomie – we only added him because he’s so tiny), so we couldn’t have everyone.

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Virginia Forced To Look Out Of State For Replacement Governor

Everyone in-State has been DQ’ed.

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I’m Seeing A Resemblance

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Celebrity Canadian Orangutan Annoints Alexandriarreah Oral-Complex As New Leader Of The Democratic Party And We Wholeheartedly Concur!

She’s perfect for the Party today. She checks all the boxes that make Soy Bombs (like Mike) moist – so let’s change the rules so she can be President Sparkle Bubbles.

Oh yes, PLEASE let her run.

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Nothing To Look Twice At…

dr ralph