Another Kamala Harris Action Figure Has Just Hit The Market

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1. Amigo, how about doing one of her doing the back stroke, that’s all she’s good for?

2. Swine Farm Woman

   Working on a pig farm
   Trying to raise some hard love
   Getting out my pitch fork
   Poking your hay

   Scratching in your swine house
   Sniffing at your feedbag
   Slipping it in your back door
   Leaving my spray

   Swine farm woman
   I’m gonna mow you down
   Swine farm woman
   I’ll rake and hoe you down

   1. Geez you are one sick individual. Keep up the good work!

3. Does it come with an industrial sized drum of Astroglide too since she has been known to give birth to little Willieturds?

   1. She’s all silicone. If you mix that with lube I think it makes napalm.

4. Earl,you have once again gone above and beyond.Outstanding job!

   1. Thank yew – thank yew verrymuch

5. Reminds me. I need to get another ham for dinner next week.

   1. I’ll send you mine. I’ve no appetite for pig’s ass, currently.

6. Would that be a Kamala toe?

   1. Yes but the whole hoof.

7. Can’t be a valid Dem contender if she ain’t a ho.

8. Yes, yes, that’s it. It’s a tough call between Harris, Abrams, and Occasional-Cortex for the face of the Democrat Party. Perhaps a collage is in order?

   1. Harris is the true face of the party; Abrams and Occasional Cortex are merely shock troops.

9. That’s not a vagina ya wanna hear monologue!

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