1. One unforgettable day, back when I was building houses, I stepped into the jobsite Portapotty and saw this perfect, 14-syllable haiku written on the wall: “Splish splash go the turds. Now I have blue water on my ass.” Y’see what the Dems are missing, when they claim the common working man is a moron? Only a genius could’ve come up with that poesy.

    1. Heyyyyyyy, I thought a Haiku had to have 17 syllables to BE a Haiku. Maybe yours was just a “Haik”

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