Monthly Archives: January 2019

I Did This For Grins

Socialism means Sharing, doesn’t it?

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Another Kamala Harris Action Figure Has Just Hit The Market

The creators state that this version more faithfully depicts Kamala’s top skills at politics.

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Tit For Tat

So I’m Out Now And It’s No Big Deal

A big nothingburger, despite what you may have seen on the Fake News (who were clearly tipped off in advance, the craven cockroaches). The FBI raided my studio this morning and arrested me as if I were some kind of terrorist on charges stating I have repeatedly triggered multiple government officials “and other VIPS” in violation of federal law.

I thought it was the pizza delivery guy. They kicked open the door after one knock – then tossed in a stun grenade and it worked. I was stunned. When I came to, I was in jail. It wasn’t long before they took me before the judge and my court-appointed attorney had already arranged for bail.

I think I got lucky with this lawyer…he seems like a real go-getter, even though he’s an older gentleman. I see fierceness and bold purpose in his eyes. So that’s a huge relief.

Now I need to come up with the 500 whole dollars he fronted for my release. The feds obviously suspected I was a flight risk to pin me down for that kind of dough. But I hate to travel. I never sleep well in a strange bed and McDonald’s tastes the same everywhere you go. No, no. I’m back at home, like always. Where all my stuff is.

But trust me, I’ll never roll over against my favorite President, ever. And I’m still journalisming too. So we’ll see you in court, Mssrs Rosenstain and Muler! You pussies have picked on the wrong guy!

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Fake News (CNN) account from earlier today

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My Hotshot Defender

I Don’t Think The Old White Democrats Saw This Coming

But it is coming.

(Bernie gets to tag along because he’s an Independent and a sad excuse for a Jew.)

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This Worked Before

For those without the necessary tribal knowledge, see here.

Also helps to offer him blankets, shiny baubles and assorted gimcrackery. He’ll run along.

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We’re Pitching This Remake Movie

FYI – That’s our fave funny gal Kathy Griffin we (type)cast to play the Wicked Whiff of the Left. Heavy makeup provides the perfect disguise (which explains why you’re not already blind) so you’d never know it was her until later in the film when she does her “lifts her robe to show her underpants” routine and you hear some people in the front rows starting to gag and then you realize it’s her right before you pass out.

And if anyone knows a producer with billions of dollars to spare, please loop them in – thanks!

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New MedSpa Aims To Cash In On Masculinity Reduction Craze

She links me! She really links me!

Looks like Rosie found her true calling.

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Here’s an actual example of their stunningly effective male modification treatment:

(CAUTION: The training may have an effect on you, just by looking at these pics. Be warned, your manhood could be at risk!)

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Hypocrats

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In Taint City, Traffic Alerts Are A Little More Fun

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I Don’t Think BUZZ Is The Right Word For What They’re Feeding

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New Gang Threatens America

A warning passed along by alert reader Safe Space, authorities have uncovered one of  the most ruthless and remorseless gang of low-life mentally challenged delinquents operating in our country today. We’ve named some of the key members, below.

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