Monthly Archives: December 2018
They say she doesn’t have warmth or charm, like Frosty or Rudolph or The Grinch.
I said “Hey! She won the popular vote!” But no takers. So I struck out, again.
Now back to the drawing board…
Bernie the Humpbacked Hermit Crab?
Liz the Red-Faced Notasquaw?
Nancy and her Big Stupid Titties?
Schittzie The Bug-Eyed Diseased Pig Uterus?
Anybody have another one?
“ALL of us should use EVERY BREATH WE HAVE to make sure the lies stop on January 20, 2021” ~ James Comey
A bit extreme but if that’s what it takes…
I keep seeing pieces that tell me I’m risking my life by eating, drinking, smoking, breathing, touching, kissing and – with blind luck – intercoursing something that some expert says is potentially fatal to me. The advice is pure nonsense, of course. If were true, I would have died long before I was born.
Regardless, I’m not trading my incredibly tasty (mmm…dat fat) Texas-Style Barbecue for your fake MexiCali Hummus Ribs just to earn an extra 10 years of wearing diapers in the retirement home. I have no interest in that deal. I’ll check out early and leave more for you.